Reasons I don’t wash my hair as often as I should:
1. I have a 2 year old
2. I have Netflix
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got a little dog and I think it’s from Animal Crossing but I’m not sure
i got a blonde dog named isabelle , she looks likes a teacher
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)
I think my bladder is the size of a button. Lay down to go to bed and have to get up to pee no less than 3 times in an hour.
Julia Stiles on Dexter is seriously fucking weird.